Cristache Gheorghiu

 

 

 

Aphorisms

2

 

 

 

Athens, 2014

Preliminary version


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After I wrote "Alone among Americans", someone suggested me to write "Almost alone among Romanians". (No joke)


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tastes are different; only the good taste is common.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although sometimes I am accused doing philosophy, I think I only rambling, but - admit - I love it.

 


 

 

 

 

The symbol of the digit 2 derives from the answer to the simple question:

1 + 1 = ?

Therefore, why should we ask so many questions, as the answer to the simple one is still a question?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first creation of man was lying.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Ordinary people understand each other without speaking much, but - as they instruct themselves - they speak without understanding.

 


 

 

 

 

 

It's not so difficult to guess future: try to imagine what could be worse. If it will not happen exactly, that means you had not enough imagination.

 


 

 

 

 

 

"On the highest cliffs, only eagles and reptiles reach"; said Montesquieu. But coming from different directions, I am adding.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I quit smoking and I'm glad for that. If I did not smoked I would never have known this joy.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Democracy is like a hammer: a professional can achieve great things with it; handled badly you can get it over your fingers.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Arguing is the privilege of people who think.

 


 

 

 

 

 

We see freedom as children’s desire to flunk out of school.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

The phrase "the truth is in the middle" is ridiculous; between true and false can not be an average.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do philosophy just for you!

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Before being democrats, we should be honest.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Theory trigger dialogue; experience, never.


 

 

 

 

 

 

We try to understand nature through our rational thinking; but nature is not rational, or - if it - has a different logic.

 


 

 

 

 

Life is in the relationship between the components of the body and not by their simply juxtaposition, so that by what is not visible. What is visible is governed by the invisible functions.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love when you suffer for the beloved.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People are equal in front of law; not behind it.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

At the old ages, life is funny. . . if you have a sense of humour.


 

 

 

 

 

If you want to be a statue, you're sure to find a friendly relationship with the birds of the air.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Stoic advice: tell me what you want, and I will show you the futility of your desire.

 


 

 

 

 

 

There are only philosophers; philosophy is an abstract notion, a desire.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Mankind goes on, although does not know where.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

They say there is no sin without sinners. False! Biblical idea of sin preceded the act.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Paradox does not a different sort of Orthodox.


 

 

 

 

 

 

The current international political situation clearly shows that others’ fools are smarter than ours.

 


 

 

 

 

 

"All simple reports generate musical harmonies" (Pythagoras). Why we not realize that in life is the same?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

The taste of anecdote is not only in the joke, but also to whom you tell.

 


 

 

 

 

Hair loss could be avoided with a simple strip of adhesive tape. This is how some economists try to save the economy.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The barbarians were those who created all civilizations.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The politician's dream: to change what he does not understand.

 


 

 

 

 

In the animal world, the female is the head; she selects the male. Only people want to change the natural law, obviously without success.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

A secretary-woman keeps the secret of internal secretions.


 

 

 

 

A simple change of the illumination angle can make objects out of recognition. Hence, people could be recognized only if they have their own light.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect democracy is the nullities’ dictatorship.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

In captivity, you can find a way out; in freedom, you have no chance.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

In the battle between two stupid giants, a smart dwarf shifts the best for himself


 

 

 

Unlike high mountains, separating people, the rivers unite them, being a common working place.

Transforming them into borders between countries proves the stupidity of political acts.


 

 

 

To be recognized, religion must answer to existential problems of ordinary people.

Which is the explanation of the involution Christianity and the rise of Islam?


 

 

 

 

 

Disappointments come when dream comes true and we find out that it was wrong.

 


 

 

 

 

We are objective in front of an unknown object, but became  subjective as we begin to know it, as judge in terms of knowledge gained, always partial.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Origin of Monotheism:

primitive man could see idols in any tree. In the desert, the number of potential idols was dramatically reduced.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We love useless things.


 

 

 

 

 

The field of philosophy is  that of questions wish uncertain answers. Hence is its eternity.


 

 

 

 

 

 

It's easy to quote philosophers. More difficult is to become their disciple.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Unlike science, which aims to give answers, literature makes us to ask questions.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

It is useless to compare yourself to a smart man if he does not compare to you.

 


 

 

 

 

 

I think the idea of reincarnation belongs to those who lost their sense of life and hope for a second chance.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wisdom is not to be learnt, but the love of it can be induced.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If we evolved from monkeys, our intelligence was not very helpful.

 


 

 

 

 

 

"The cockroaches want to become beetles salon."

So people think, and get to starve


 

 

 

 

 

Could be considered sound a man perfectly adapted at a sick society?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Heraclitus: "Between gold and straw donkey prefers straw". To me it seems normal. Why we, the humans, think we're smarter?


 

 

 

 

 

 

Although present, due to the absence of his presence of mind, he better would have been absent.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The old O.K. seems to be replaced with "Oh, Gay".


 

 

 

 

 

 

Ask men between 50-60 years old about their sex and you will find out all about their character.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

"The mistake of birth is  paid with life." (Some do, others pay.)


 

 

 

 

 

 

Some believe that art (their art) is like religion: you must believe in it not like it.


 

 

 

 

They say about some people they carried the truth along with them  to the grave, though during the life they were liars.

Or maybe that's why.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Peace treaties are accepted if they leave open all paths that allow the war to reborn.

 


 

 

Printing machine emerged at a time of declining Catholic religion and facilitated the spread of Protestantism.

Today the Internet came, at a time of decline of culture.

What to expect?

 


 

 

 

 

The future depends on you. Do not waste time; go to bed.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Friends come and go; Only enemies gather.

 


 

 

 

 

Among the classical marks (man, cosmos, divinity), modernists eliminated divinity, post-modernists have removed the cosmos and man remained alone.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

A thought can not be banish but by another thought.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

The peak of intuition: to deliver ideas that have not crossed your mind.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Media is free as a whole; publications are dependent on their leadership.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Rigor to be yourself. . . heavy burden!

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Satan = Lucifer (bearer of light)


 

 

 

 

 

 

Any idea - no matter how stupid - can be spread if their preachers are well organized.


 

 

 

 

 

From a certain age, the scientist become more or less philosophers. Vice versa doesn’t work.

 


 

 

 

 

 

We talk about purity when its presence is unexpected, like the flower of lotus.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The early Christians were the last. Once the politicians bought it, religion has become a means of manipulation.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems that cigarette smoke is more effective than incense.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

The dog is man's best friend, because he bites only our legs.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Only curiosity makes man to risk harm in searching for good.


 

 

 

 

Thomas More had lost his head, since he wrote "Utopia". Beheading by Henry VIII was just a pointless revenge.


 

 

 

 

 

Those with few but fixed ideas succeed better in life. The intelligent ones can be brilliant, but ultimately they lost, because they waste their energy on other ideas.


 

 

 

 

 

As on the packets of cigarettes they wrote "Smoking seriously harms the sound", on TV they would write something like this.

 


 

 

 

 

 

There is nothing worse for a profession than to be institutionalised. Bureaucracy and the impostors will play its havoc.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Devil (disasters) approaching people each other, while God (feeling good) set them against each other.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Misogynist - why only men can have such feelings?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Plato – the evidence of inefficiency of wisdom in politics.


 

 

 

 

 

 

God is atheist.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pride depends on glands, not on the brain.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Women are like flowers: the more fragrant, the fade faster.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sculptors – polished-stone men?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reverie = lazy snob.

 

 

 

 

 

People who - like underwater rocks – do not rise onto the surface are the most dangerous.


 

 

 

 

 

 

We have got life without instructions for use.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Zero? It may be the result of some very high values ​​but opposite.


 

 

 

 

 

We do not find out great thing about the sea only watching its waves.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Hell can be Heaven improved by the man.


 

 

 

 

To be effective, the number of scams should be less than that of the touch. The reality is the opposite. Here's a flaw of democracy!


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes, impotence is taken as a virtue.


 

 

 

 

 

Planet Venus is an inferno; But seen from afar, became a symbol of beauty.

It happens!


 

 

 

 

 

 

Lightning strikes tall and isolated trees.


 

 

 

 

 

If some ones change their country, the borders are to be blamed.


 

 

 

 

 

 

If I knew the date of my death, I would die early because of stress.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neither the diamond shins in the darkness.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

He is too poor in spirit to have enemies.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Refusing natural instincts should not be considered a virtue.


 

 

 

 

 

If you stand near a giant, he could crush you in his downfall.


 

 

 

Resin, springing from the wound of trees, smells nice; the grass mowed smell well. Why the dead animals smell bad? Or maybe we are subjective in assessing odours.

 

 


 

 

 

 

Some appreciate communism like a canary his cage, which defends him against cats. His opinion  would been different if he had know to fly.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

If life accidentally appeared on the earth, that means it is useless.


 

 

 

 

 

 

I do not believe that God verifies our presence in the church.


 

 

 

 

 

Those who do not feel sorry for those they harm on their rise, will not regret for those they harm in their fall.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Even a cloth put to dry could believe it strikes against the wind.

 


 

 

 

 

 

God is all that exceeds our understanding, but we should not put in his charge everything we do not understand.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Bodies absorbing light are less visible than those that reflect it.

The culture is a kind of light.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No fire burning, but coal.


 

 

 

 

 

 

We love only not edible animals.


 

 

 

 

 

 

We love our neighbour more if he keeps the distance.


 

 

 

 

 

He is weak because is lazy to be strong.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The purpose of any ideology: to give to crime a noble motivation.


 

 

 

 

Let’s dream! From dreams arises progress. Big dreams, bright future.

So go to sleep, because sleep is the condition of dreams.


 

 

 

 

 

The ideal of environmental parties: an ergonomic electric chair.


 

 

 

 

 

Some lights, others shine. Most are content to glisten in light conversation.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Any true revolution is preceded by a great utopia.


 

 

 

 

 

You're asking me to overcome evil, that Satan, but God got only a tie.


 

 

 

 

 

You can support yourself on the air, but you need wings.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Peak of selfishness: to say to yourself: "Nice to meet you."

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Some wrecks dives with sail up.

 


 

 

 

 

 

If we had been truly believers we would died more reluctant to go to heaven.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

An ass galloping arouses laughter.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are there dreams in the sleep of death?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If we get to heaven, we become fellow villagers with God?


 

 

 

 

 

We see the universe as an estate, where God is the castellan and we beggars at the gate.


 

 

 

 

 

 

What beautifully the eagle flies, looking for a corpse…


 

 

 

An error systematically repeated is not longer an error, but a natural law, and we should treat it as such. Our mentality was wrong.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps chaos is ordered, but incomprehensible.


 

 

 

 

 

 

To see through the darkness of your ignorance! It would be something!


 

 

 

 

 

 

If one can dream in the sleep of death, it would be a shame to wake the dead.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Aphrodite was born from sea foam. It is natural that beauty to be fleeting and futile.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

And shards shine, if are properly illuminated.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Horns keep better the crown on one’s head.


 

 

 

 

 

 

When you are trampled, learn better the other’s value.


 

 

 

 

 

 

We owe everything to the serpent. Without it, Eva would walk barefoot through heaven even today.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A mountain seems bigger as its abyss are deeper.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

I keep a pleasant opinion about me, if I look in the mirror without glasses.


 

 

 

 

 

 

For many believers, God is an institution providing charitable services.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes we use the term "honestly speaking". Rarely!

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

We are like rivers: ever changing, yet the same.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life means greedy. Literally and figuratively.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When life languishes, years running.


 

 

 

 

 

 

History textbook: human errors strung like laundry to dry.


 

 

 

 

 

 

And he who hates needs people as feedstock.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Do not be surprised that he is not the first according to our order. He has his order.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

He is brilliant; shines without light.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"In the beginning it was the word." We are victims of words.


 

 

 

 

 

 

If you help someone in trouble he will remember of you only when he will be again in trouble.


 

 

 

 

 

The head is where the mouth is - the most important human organ.


 

 

 

 

 

Quickly pass the days - hours pass more slowly.


 

 

 

 

 

We are envious of dragons, because they have more heads, not to think with them, but to eat.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Everything that occurs spontaneously disappear spontaneously.


 

 

 

 

 

A vocation objector will be of left when the political system is of right and vice versa.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Exegetes say that Napoleon peed in bed when he was a baby, although it is not the reason of his fame.


 

 

 

 

 

Children do not repeat the mistakes of their parents; they do some original others, but according with the education received from parents.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beauty is superficial;

not ugliness.


 

 

 

 

 

We cannot appreciate the talent of a future writer by how he write calligraphically during the first form pupil.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Entrepreneur is one who sees a gateway, where others see a wall.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We prefer to borrow our ugliness to others than to imitate their beauty.


 

 

 

 

A prophet is not a visionary, but a man of his times. Visionaries are some of real philosophers.

Compared to the sage men of his time, the prophet is one who has the ability of communicating with people.


 

 

 

 

 

A truly democratic country would already be bankrupt.

 


 

 

 

 

The friends you have chosen are like you. The one who blames them is like a dog barking in front of the mirror.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Homo sapiens appeared 500,000 years ago, but disappeared.


 

 

 

 

 

 

If I did something wrong, I ask to be burned, but only after my death.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The level of development of a country is given by the way in which people know how to cooperate.


 

 

 

 

 

We both were wrong, but I can give to myself extenuating circumstances.


 

 

 

 

 

An inconvenience is a trifle if it happens to a strangers, a tragedy if it affects us and something expected to happen to a closed person.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

A free people can not afford to talk about forbidden things, for fear of losing his freedom.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing is more terrible than another’s luck.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Even in war there are more important things than war.


 

 

 

 

 

There is not a great difference between Schopenhauer’s "living will" and the Bergson’s "Élan vital". A greater difference is between life and what they think about it.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Enthusiasm - en-theon-siasmos - is the state in which God dwells in you.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

In the absence of the husband / wife it is good enough a pet dog. In all cases a proper leash is necessary.


 

 

 

 

Practical tips:

- At the entrance to a restaurant, those who leave have priority;

- At the entrance to the bathroom of the same restaurant, those who enter have priority.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Promenade:

some couples walk together and talk separately (at mobile phones).

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

If God knew laugh, he would be more convincing.

 


 

 

 

 

 

I pray to St. Catherine to protect me.

(She is the protector of fools)

 


 

 

 

 

Greeks gesture a lot when talking. Their movements are not symmetrical so that you can believe that saying YES with one hand and NOT with the other.


 

 

 

 

 

It is so hardly to accept the friends’ mistakes as accepting ours . . .


 

 

 

 

 

We love animals able to be trained to love us.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The unlearned people believe that they are intelligent, because they cope with little science.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Hippocrates was not a hypocrite. There are however many hypocrites who claim to be followers of Hippocrates.

 


 

 

 

 

 

The ring with stone symbolizes the chain and rock that Prometheus was bound which. Why we wear it on a finger, I do not know!


 

 

 

 

 

 

Help to raise a man who fell, if he can walk.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

We have great disputes on minor problems and small disputes on major problems.


 

 

 

 

When I was young, I was in a hurry, although I had my whole life ahead. Now, as the remained time contracted, I learned to be patient.

 


 

 

 

 

The words of elders are old, but not obsolete, because they are eternal truths. Young people’s words are ephemeral and woe for those who do not make a difference.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Some are cultural, some only use it for themselves.

Never the same!


 

 

 

 

 

 

In life, you can do anything, provided you stop in time.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

You are important only when people prevent by you.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Noah's Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


 

 

 

 

 

"Don Juan" was created by men. A "Dona Juanita," written by women would have the same success?


 

 

 

 

 

 

It's easy to think that you can everything. That's enough to do nothing.


 

 

 

 

 

Reason is predictable; therefore, it can be countered.

Passion is unpredictable. It can be successful because of surprise.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Man thinks only if he has a dissatisfaction.


 

 

 

 

 

"Mens sana in corpore sano". We are born healthy; Head mistakes make us sick.


 

 

 

 

 

 

The problem of overweight: "What to eat, to weaken?


 

 

 

 

 

A dagger hanging by the neck is meant to draw attention to the surrounding area and not on God.


 

 

 

 

 

The outlaw is, to some extent, a suicide, because he has to hide a part of his identity.


 

 

 

 

 

 

And the flowers of weeds can be beautiful.


 

 

 

 

 

"After all lies will be forgotten, the truth remains", i.e. nothing.


 

 

 

 

 

You matures as life forces you to do. Age does not have much importance.

 


 

 

 

 

We are accused of duplicity: think one way and do something else. In fact, we are double-duplicitous: think something, say something else and do nothing.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Love of wisdom - defining philosophy – supposes the absence of belief that we already own it, since we are still looking for it.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only stupidity is natural; all others are acquired during life.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

A writer writes what he thinks. The reader interprets what he read, as he thinks.


 

 

 

 

 

People hope the animals will understand them, because they can not understand the language of animals.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Light-year is a unit of measurement for space.

 For time we may have a dark-year, filled with events.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today, many people know how to read and write, but few can understand what they read.


 

 

 

 

 

 

The idea that you have luck, makes you to think that you are what you are not. Only bad luck can tell you what you really are.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Shakespeare is great not because he asked the question "To be or not to be?", but because he had the wisdom to not respond to it.


 

 

 

 

 

I wonder if the Final Judgement has already been, and what happens to us are its consequences.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love is sung when it can not be tasted.


 

 

 

 

 

All people are keen of wisdom.

We always want what miss us.